how to dress a llama...

If you want to dress a llama,

you have to find a llama.

There are lots of llamas

to choose from at the Fair.

If you want to dress a llama at the Fair

you have to, first, choose a costume.

It's very helpful to choose something

that the llama would like to wear.

and in something that you can easily cut up

out of your dad's closet.

If you want to dress a llama,

be sure to pack lots of safety pins

but be very, very careful that you don't

poke yourself and bleed on your costume.

And as you are dressing your llama

don't forget his feet

your llama may not like his spiffy new surgical booties

but it is all about completing the costume, right?

And if you want to dress a llama,

don't forget to dress yourself

because, of course, if your llama is a doctor

he will need a patient

For all your hard work

dressing your llama

you may even place third

in Llama Costume Class at the Fair.